I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone
we need to talk about shrek more
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
Me at parties
hermione + text posts
I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.
"In Espanol, my nickname is El Tigre Chino. ‘Cause my knowledge will bite her face off!”
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
horror movie synopsis
- white family moves into house
- the house got some shit in it
- family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
- turns out that shit is some ultrashit
eating really nasty food at someones house