For people who are clinically depressed to people who are just having a bad day, read my blog and hopefully i'll at least make you smile.

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

hipsterloli:

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

teamslacker:

*posts a selfie*

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coolblogr:

Seriously if you’re not following allteensrelate on tumblr

seriously

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what are you doing

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you’re missing out

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on all these golden posts

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so go follow them RIGHT NOW

lovingchokehold:

rats-in-the-walls:

hoganddice:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

You don ‘t just sit in your home without wearing a steel gorget and full body armour and expect not to get decapitated.That’s just irresponsible behaviour.


In the case of a real decapitation, the male body has ways of shutting it down.

👏👏👏

lovingchokehold:

rats-in-the-walls:

hoganddice:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

You don ‘t just sit in your home without wearing a steel gorget and full body armour and expect not to get decapitated.
That’s just irresponsible behaviour.

In the case of a real decapitation, the male body has ways of shutting it down.

👏👏👏

myfemalegaze:

robotsandfrippary:

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.